Some of the BEST conversations I have ever had :)

Through the seventeen, almost eighteen years of my life, I have talked ALOT, with a wide variety of people, from my family, to my closest friends, to a set of wonderful German sisters, all the way from Germany. Now I have said many words in my time. In fact, I think I dare say that I love talking with people. It is probably one of my favorite things to do, right under eating a nice, delicious PB & J sammich and lifting/throwing heavy things. In the timeline of my ornithological-esqu freedom in speech, here are some of my favorite conversations I have every had.
- On playing Chromehounds
Bro: Are there any honkies at the base?
Me: Negatorium
Bro: Sweeto
Both: lol
-Still on playing Chromehounds
Bro: Somebodies beatin the crap outta the base!
Me: Get back to base!... NEEEOOOWW!!

                                                         -On making food

Broette: You want to make a pizza?

Me: Yea for sure, but if I do, you have to make me a sammich

Broette: What kind?

Me: Peamat Blabber and Jemmy

Broette: What?

Me: You heard me

-On size and comparison of one's self

Cute Girl: I wish I was big and strong like you...

Me: No you don't.

Cute Girl: Why not?

Me: Because you're a girl, that would be horrifying.

                                                    -On taking a ride from a friend

Bro: I can drive, bro

Me: Na man, it's cool, I'll drive

Bro: Come on man, my cars the cool kid car!

Me: Your car scares me! Let alone your driving!

Bro: Dude my car is fine, whats wrong with it!?

Me: I dont know its just, I really wanna drive!

Bro: I have candy in the trunk! ;)

Me: Oh aight sounds legit.

-On talking about what I do

Broette: You actually read the license agreement?

Me: I read about astrophysics and philosophy for fun

       of course I read through it once.

Well that is only a very short list of epic conversations I have had in the past few months/ years. I would have to go through the entire library of epicness that is my memory to find some more gold, but I believe it is in the worlds best interest that I do. So anyway, I leave you with this short list of my epic convos, and I hope you can put them to good use for many, many lulz!