WHAT IS THIS I DONT EVEN

So a strange man leaves a small baby on a monastary doorstep in the middle of the night and leaves before she is found. The nuns know not what to do with the child, so they name her Jane. Jane grows up and one day meets a drifter in a small town, and they fall in love, and Jane is impregnated. Well they fight, and the drifter leaves. Nine months later, Jane gives birth to a beautiful baby girl, but she is bleeding and about to die, so they have to do an emergency operation to change Jane to Jim. Well in the middle of that night, a strange man breaks in and steals the baby away from the hospital. Well Jim grows up and becomes a bar room drunk. One night, after being beaten in a fight, Jim is lying on the floor when an old man walks up and says to Jim that he is a time traveler, so Jim decides to go back in time to change his life for the better. While traveling back in time, he meets a beautiful young woman, and they fall in love. But it was not meant to be. They fight, they quarrel, and split. Nine months later, the young woman gives birth to a beautiful baby girl, and Jim decides he wants the best for her, so he breaks into th hospital, and steals the baby away. He travels far back in time, and leaves the baby on a monastary doorstep, to be raised by the nuns. Well Jim now decides to join the Time Travelers Corps. After many years and heroic tales, Jim is old and grey. So he decides to travel back in time, and meets a bar room drunk, and divulges his secret of time travel.His secret, being an old Time Traveler. So the two men travel through time, and the man he found in the bar falls in love with a young woman. The two travel nine months into the future to steal the young mans love child from the hospital, and travel many years into the past to leave the child on a doorstep of a monastary. 

Now let me ask you... Who is Jane? Who is Jim? Who is the shady man? Who is the Time Traveler?

My face when I read this